What do gathering Mommy Bloggers do when they are not scraping the dried snot off their child's nose and proclaiming them a snotty virtuoso?- They wear bags on their heads...
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Exposing Mommy Bloggers and their plot to destroy the internet.
WHAT IS A MOMMY BLOGGER?
I know mothers like this in real life. They're the mothers with the pristine homes, the children on the honor roll, and the stretched smiles on their faces. These are the women you see packing identically dressed, tow-headed children into minivans every Sunday morning around 10:00 a.m. They're on the PTA, attend every soccer practice, and have nothing to talk about other than how little Mackenzie went on the potty for the first time. This species of mother can be identified in social situations by her use of childspeak, such as "pee-pee", "poo-poo", and "easy-peasy".
-Irena
answeringtheapocalypse
-Irena
answeringtheapocalypse
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