Exposing Mommy Bloggers and their plot to destroy the internet.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Mommy Blogger Barbie- IN STORES NOW!


You just can't buy them...
Happy Friday everyone! -GHMB

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Corporate America (hearts) Mommy Bloggers

Mommy Blogger in Texas- are you neglecting the ergonomics of your office space? Do you need a massage to knead out the knots in your neck? Just test drive (and write a raving blog about) the Chevy Traverse!! You too can be pampered for an hour- and offer cheap advertising!
JOIN THE MOM SQUAD TODAY!

OOH! For an extra treat visit Walmart and their Eleven Moms campaign.

Mb-I-L-F


The Mommy Blogging community would like you to believe that their blogging is empowering- perhaps even feminist. How empowering is the Blogger's Choice Awards public voting for the "Hottest Mommy Blogger"?

Now, that's what I call a PARTY!


What do gathering Mommy Bloggers do when they are not scraping the dried snot off their child's nose and proclaiming them a snotty virtuoso?- They wear bags on their heads...